This week in Twitter Feuds, we learned about "True Facts" from the Baios (as well as discovering the hidden aspects of the Attorney General's job description) and reexamined the Insult. Today, we get the thrill of discovering "False Lies!" via Twit Scrap between one Spencer Pratt and one Perez Hilton.
Now, I have no idea why Mr. Pratt is so angry, and honestly, I think it's more or less completely insignificant. The following exchange is cut down, mostly because Spencer just says "Bitch!" 200 times over, and it gets a little redundant. But you get the gist: he makes "bitchass lying unethical traitor" all sound like one word. The boy's got a gift; let's observe him in his natural habitat, as he hones his craft with nothing but a phone, the Internet, and 140 characters.
I'll be honest, I'm not a Twitter user, but the whole "@" thing looks ridiculous to me. I do love how Perez put Spencer's name in quotations, like he's allegedly "Spencer Pratt." I also like how he keeps the name calling to a classic MF, and maintains defense solely on attitude. Point to Hilton.
Okay, so, what the cuss is a "False Lie?" Wouldn't that be a truth? Point Hilton.
He'll take it street. Going the "Yo Mama" route without even having to use a mother. Beautiful. Point Pratt.
Laaaaaaaaaaaame. Rotten-produce-wielding-lame. This is just a big fat DUH. Point Pratt.
I love how he manages to call Ke$ha a pumpkin in the process of insulting Perez. Pratt is a machine of disparagement when he's on his game..AND he keeps it PG; see how he takes it playground? Double to Pratt.
He's so good at the Defame Game, he even took a knock at himself. I like it. 3 points Pratt, just because I laughed for a good 3 minutes after reading this zinger.
Allright, Hilton's been a little lame on the offense but I will say this: Pratt is exactly where Hilton wants him. All media is good media, in this case, and Hilton's got absolutely nothing to lose engaging with a shrill bitch-happy sleazeball via Twitter. Point Hilton.
I'll be honest, I'm not a Twitter user, but the whole "@" thing looks ridiculous to me. I do love how Perez put Spencer's name in quotations, like he's allegedly "Spencer Pratt." I also like how he keeps the name calling to a classic MF, and maintains defense solely on attitude. Point to Hilton.Okay, so, what the cuss is a "False Lie?" Wouldn't that be a truth? Point Hilton.He'll take it street. Going the "Yo Mama" route without even having to use a mother. Beautiful. Point Pratt.Laaaaaaaaaaaame. Rotten-produce-wielding-lame. This is just a big fat DUH. Point Pratt.I love how he manages to call Ke$ha a pumpkin in the process of insulting Perez. Pratt is a machine of disparagement when he's on his game..AND he keeps it PG; see how he takes it playground? Double to Pratt.He's so good at the Defame Game, he even took a knock at himself. I like it. 3 points Pratt, just because I laughed for a good 3 minutes after reading this zinger.Allright, Hilton's been a little lame on the offense but I will say this: Pratt is exactly where Hilton wants him. All media is good media, in this case, and Hilton's got absolutely nothing to lose engaging with a shrill bitch-happy sleazeball via Twitter. Point Hilton. For those of you keeping score at home, the final count is Pratt:8, Hilton:3 Pratt wins mostly for volume and consistency, though I think we all know that winning the Douchebag race is kind of like coming out first in a diaper-eating contest. Congratulations are not necessarily the first thing on anyone's mind.
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